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The Klaviyo Cult: Why You’re Being Conned (And What to Do About It)

Let’s talk about the Klaviyo Cult. You’ve seen their disciples: The shills on YouTube, Twitter, and LinkedIn telling you how they made $99,000,000 in revenue last month using “high-converting automations.” All you need to do is build out 47 abandoned cart flows, segment everyone who clicked a button, and create 18 different subject line variations….

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You Don’t Need to Pay Monthly for Email Automation – The Real Keys of Email Marketing

Let’s get something straight: most of what passes for “automation” in the email marketing world is just a webhook. A basic trigger and response. That’s it. There’s nothing mystical about it. You can set it up for free using tools like Make.com, WordPress, Shopify, Airtable, Uncanny Automator, Bit Apps, or N8N. These aren’t underground tools—they’re…